we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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