I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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