so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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