yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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