Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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