But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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