i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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