I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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