what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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