Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She bit a glass in half.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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