the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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