As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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