Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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