im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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