two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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