Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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