Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
