he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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