You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She even gives head with a lisp.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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