Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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