Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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