absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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