Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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