the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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