Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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