Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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