They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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