is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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