where am i from again
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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