i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
