just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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