what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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