Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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