I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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