Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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