she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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