We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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