she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
