i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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