And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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