i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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