How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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