Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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