Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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