do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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