yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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