Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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