I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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