Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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