You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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