All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
