And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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