whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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