I'm so fucking centered right now
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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